I'm going to be that annoying aunt who shows off pictures all the time

My older sister gave birth to her first child, and I am officially an aunt.

And while yes, I might be biased, she is really super cute. And already a giant ham for the camera.

Man, I love those baby cheeks.

Bella Sophie Chen, age 10 days

Birthday: April 9, 2012

Welcome to the family, baby girl! 

Sometimes it's just easier to give in

ME

Hello, this is Michelle.

NURSE

[some international accent]

Doctor! You need to clarify discharge order!

ME

Why, what's wrong with it?

NURSE

You write "discharge to home hospice!" 

ME

Yes.

NURSE

So which is it? Home or hospice??

ME

It's home hospice. It's one thing.

NURSE

No, I don't understand. What address do we send patient to?

ME

You send him home.

NURSE

But that's not home hospice!

ME

Hospice will come visit him at home.

NURSE

Doctor, I need an address to send patient to.

ME

[looking in patient's electronic chart]

1234 Main St. Los Angeles.

NURSE

That's his home address!

ME

Exactly. 

NURSE

But!!

ME

You know what, never mind, I will come write a new order.

I thought that was just your middle name

MARTIN

[typing]

Hey, what's that old latin phrase for like blank slate or whatever?

ME

Uh, you mean like carpe dium? Tabula rasa?

MARTIN

Tabula rasa! Yeah!

[five minutes later]

MARTIN

It's not true you know.

ME

What?

MARTIN

Tabula rasa. The idea that you're born blank slate. 'Cause I was born AWESOME!