ME
I'm not chic enough for New York.
LEE-ARNG
You're pretty hip though.
ME
Am I?
LEE-ARNG
Totally.
ME
I think you haven't seen me in a while - I am the total antithesis of hip.
LEE-ARNG
Maybe you're hiphop.
ME
Maybe I'm hip to the not.
LEE-ARNG
Well, dress to impress. I suggest suspenders. Makes you look scholarly.
ME
Mmmm, I always did like the Larry King look.
