NURSE
Doctor, your patient just hit his roommate. Unprovoked.
ME
What! [Name redacted], why did you hit your roommate? I thought you guys were friends.
PATIENT
It's not my fault! I have a homunculus in my brain!
ME
Er, what?
PATIENT
No seriously! A tiny gray man jumped in my eye and now he lives in my brain. But he looks funny, 'cause he has a giant head with great big lips and small tiny arms but a humongous big toe.
ME
Well...that's kinda true.
PATIENT
And he controls my movements.
ME
Hmm. Kinda.
PATIENT
See -- it's not my fault. The homunculus wanted to hit him. Not me.
ME
Ehhhh, that's where your reasoning goes wrong. But you're partly correct about the whole homunculus thing.
PATIENT
I KNEW IT! I HAVE A MAN IN MY BRAIN!
ME
Oh crap. I didn't mean to say it like that.
