ALEX
Michelle, I hate psych residents.
ME
Take it back! You love me!
ALEX
Haha, you're the exception. But, okay, fine, I just hate the psych ER in general.
ME
Rough patients?
ALEX
Yeah, this 23 year old girl flipped out on me today.
ME
Oh.
ALEX
Actually, saying that out loud -- that basically sums up my life!
ME
Haha, so really, it was just another day in the life of Dr. Alex.
ALEX
Exactly, except this girl was a crack addict and had herpes and chlamydia...oh wait, still no difference.
ME
So this wasn't a patient at all, was it? Alex, you really ought to screen your dates better.
