Tidings of comfort and joy

ME
Boo!

MARTIN
Ahhhhh! Hi. I bought your Christmas gift.

ME
What?! Already?! What did you get me?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHH - I HATE SURPRISES!!! AHHHHHHHH!!

MARTIN
I just wanted you to know so I can make you suffer x 2 weeks. Hahahaha!

ME
AGH. You are so TERRIBLE to me.

MARTIN
Hahahahaha!!

ME
I think you should tell me. Or at least give me a hint! One every day! Yeah yeah! BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!

MARTIN
Okay. Today's hint = I bought you something.

ME
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Dude, that sucks!!

MARTIN
A hint a day! That's your hint. Otherwise you'd never know.

ME
Hmph. I wish I never knew.