Shawty what ya name is

ME
Aww, this is kinda sad. Dude, remember you're not poachable when you go to USC okay?!

MARTIN
[looking over]
Hahahaha!! Don't worry I'm not that hot.

ME
[glares]
...

MARTIN
I mean I love you, you're wonderful, and I will not be poached.

ME
Yeah. That's right.

MARTIN
Yeah, and I'm a shorty.

ME
Hahaha, you are!! But you're my shorty.