LISA
Ready for dim sum?
ME
Yup! When are you getting here? I might try to get in a quick workout.
LISA
Whoaaaaa, working out? Who are you and what have you done with Michelle?!?
ME
Hahaha, yeah. I have to go on a post-interview diet/work-out plan. I've gained so much weight, you won't recognize me.
LISA
Uh, I saw you two days ago.
ME
Stalker! Wait, oh right.
