ME
Hey! Dude! Your name! You're missing a 'der'!!
DUDE
What do you mean?
ME
Because your name is James van Beek. And that actor from Dawson's Creek is named James van der -- oh, you were being sarcastic.
DUDE
No really - you're the first person to ever point that out. Ever!
ME
There you go again with the sarcasm.
