Then they told me why they got it for me. They thought my name was Dr. Moo.
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CO-RESIDENT
Oh my goodness! Did your patient give that to you??
ME
Yeah! Isn't it adorable?? They said it's a cow for Dr. Moo!
CO-RESIDENT
Ummmmmmmmm, except it's a pig.
ME
What! No, it's a cow!
ATTENDING
Wow, Michelle...did you go to elementary school? Because you must have failed Farmhouse Animals 101....
ME
Laugh all you want, I still think it's a cow!
