ME
Hello ma'am, I'm Dr. Wu. Can you tell me your name?
PATIENT
Can I tell you my name?? How do you not know who I am?!
ME
I'm sorry ma'am...even though you look like a frequent visitor to the psych ER, I can't say I remember your name...
PATIENT
How dare you! I am a Mayan princess! I have diamonds in the soles of my feet! Bow down before royalty!
