ME
Sir, I really need you to keep your clothes on. There are ladies here! And I can see your man bits.
PATIENT
Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes.
ME
Well, they wore leaves to cover their delicates, and since we don't have leaves, hospital gowns it'll have to be!
PATIENT
No! [gesturing to the other patients] Come! Join me! Throw off your cloaks of shame!
CO-RESIDENT
Oh man, now we're just gonna have a full on mutiny orgy in the psych ER. Look what you've done Michelle...look what you've done.
