Guess the bleeps

[in response to "Why are you in the hospital?]

"Are you **** asking me why I'm in the **** hospital? What the ****! How would you feel if you got ***** butt ***** every ***** fifth **** night in the ******, you *******. *****! Go ****** experience the ******* world of ******** gang ******* and then you can ******* come back in here and ******* ask me why the ****** I'm in the ***** hospital. Until ***** then, you can ****** shut your ***** mouth, ******."

Oh, lovely.

I'm so glad I'm not primary.