Friday, December 07, 2012

You probably shouldn't say this to a girl

ME
Man, look at these old pictures of me. I was so skinny! Look! I wasn't even trying to suck in my stomach!

MARTIN
It's okay, now you're plump with life!

ME
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MARTIN
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ME
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MARTIN
...I meant to say full of life.

ME
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MARTIN
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ME
[glares]

MARTIN
I mean,  I love you?