I went to the bathroom just now in the women's hospital, and there was a mom trying to do her thing with her two little hooligans in the stall with her. I paid them no mind and went into my own stall to take care of business, and then --
Mom
Anita! You stay right here! Where are you going? Stay! No wait - come back - agh!
Anita
[cute toddler laughter]
Mom
It's not a game! Anita!
Anita! You stay right here! Where are you going? Stay! No wait - come back - agh!
Anita
[cute toddler laughter]
Mom
It's not a game! Anita!
Just then, a little girl crawled under my stall divider and said 'hi!'
To my credit, I didn't scream or freak out or fall into the toilet bowl. No, instead I just looked down and smiled, "Why hello - I think your mom is looking for you!"
