DAVE
Hey Eddie, Michelle is asking me to holla at her the next time we go on a chi cafe run.
EDDIE
Haha, sure thang. She's hardcore, I don't mind eating in the trenches with her. She can eat the real shit.
DAVE
True dat.
EDDIE
(to me)
We respect you.
DAVE
Yes. You've been accepted into the secret underground [society name redacted for fear of punishment]. This was voted on by executive members.
ME
HAHAHA! I don't know whether I should be flattered or ashamed.
DAVE
FLATTERED! FLATTERED, DAMMIT. NEVER ASHAMED, MICHELLE. NEVER FEEL ASHAMED!
ME
Hahahahaha!!
DAVE
Oh by the way, did you hear? Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up.
These guys crack me up. Also, maybe my New Year's resolution should be to rein in my eating habits.
