On my way home today, I heard sirens. In the distance sure, but lots of them, seemingly coming from all around me. I looked in my rearview mirror and didn't see anything, but I pulled over to the side like a good driver.
I slowed to a stop, and waited for the ambulances/fire trucks/police cars to pass me.
Instead, I got some crazy loud honking and cursing from all the cars now backed up behind me.
See, those sirens? Just part of the song that was playing on 97.1 FM. Thanks to Carson Daly and over-synthesized pop music, I fulfilled my stereotyped role as bad female Asian driver today.
In other news: my car has surround sound! Who knew?
3 years ago
