CO-INTERN
Let's eat out in the student quad.
ME
With all the med students?
CO-INTERN
There are other residents. And pharmacy people too.
ME
Fine.
CO-INTERN
[looking around]
Man, it must be hard being a girl resident.
ME
[essentially inhaling my burger because I am post call and starving]
What do you mean?
CO-INTERN
I mean, it's just hard to look good in scrubs compared to girls dressed in miniskirts and cute tops.
ME
[looking down at my dirty scrubs and then around the courtyard]
...
CO-INTERN
[eating his lunch obliviously]
...
ME
But I'm the only one in scrubs in this entire area...wait, what are you trying to say??
