ME
Hey, kiddo, how are you feeling today?
PATIENT
I'm okay.
ME
How come you didn't eat any of your breakfast?
PATIENT
Because I was just in a car accident! And they had to staple my stomach back together, and if I eat, my belly will EXPLODE.
ME
It's not going to explode. I promise. Look how delicious this applesauce is! Yum!
PATIENT
How do you know?? You get into a car accident and get your stomach put back together and then you can tell me your stomach won't explode. But until then, I'm not eating. And that applesauce is gross. Blech.
