Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sisterly advice

"I don't want a boyfriend anyways," I huffed, all while pouting like a five-year old.

"Right," she said sarcastically, briefly glancing at me, as she maneuvered around traffic.

"I'm serious!"

"If everyone else around you is hooking up with significant others, you're gonna want one too."

"Noooooo. I'm independent. I don't need a boy to validate me. Besides, I definitely don't want one right now."

"Okay. If you say so. But I know you're gonna want one soon. And when that happens, remember: 1. Wash your face. 2. Brush your teeth. and 3. Play hard to get."