Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Nothin' on you

Ultimate failure on surgery = not being able to close one stupid 1cm incision, while your resident closes 7 other significantly larger incisions and then watches you as you continuously fail to make your needle come out at the exact corner.

That x 5 operations = my day on surgery today.

I'm sorry sir, I just don't know how to work a needle driver. What's this addison thingy when I could be using a much more intuitive straight needle and thimble?