My patient pointed to his feet. "See? I told you! Behold the miracle!"
He thinks he's Jesus Christ. And so he told the nurses he was going to take a shower, but flooded the hallways instead.
Just so he could prove that he could walk on 2mm of water.
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*Note: this patient is not to be confused with my other Jesus patient. Yes, this is a completely different patient. In fact, I actually have three different patients who believe they are Jesus. I wonder what would happen if I put them all in the same room. Would they form the Holy Trinity?
3 years ago
